A Little Divorce Humor

A dietician was addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous to some and none of us realize the long-term harm caused by germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten it or will eat it. Can anyone tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it? A 75 year-old man in the front row stood up and said, “Wedding cake.”





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